My kids are cute. I’ve dedicated an entire blog to how cute they are.  I had a boss once who cautioned, “People always think their kids and their dogs are the cutest but generally, it’s only in their head.”  It’s a fair point but in this case my kids are actually cute.

This blog has always been about highlighting my kid’s cuteness but it also has, from time to time, tried to impress certain life lessons.  Here’s one today that I’m reminded of as my kids decided to go to sleep at 11pm last night and wake up at 5am.  Please, I implore you to take advantage of what I’m about to write.

The monkey is widely considered one of the cutest creatures on earth.  What you probably don’t know is that these primates have canines that are roughly 2 inches long (much longer than the ones Cooper refuses to cut) and, because of high levels of lactic acid, possess strength that is four times that of a man.  In other words, these cute little creatures could KILL you in one fell swoop!  Why am I telling you this?  My kids don’t sleep.  According to one google search result entitled, “How lack of sleep can literally kill you!“I am actually being killed by cuteness! These adorable faces are murdering me!  If you think I’m exaggerating, you obviously don’t have kids.